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A parody of 3OH!3's "Don't Trust Me"
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P’J’s, with the goods underneath
Outside watching as she brushes her teeth
She’s going too bed (to bed,) as she starts to snore
I go up and break the lock on her door
I-I-I lay there, and watch her dream
But then she awakes, and starts to scream
She calls the police (police,) they come to the door
I say “Ill be back my pet,” “I am not done yet.”
I tried to touch her whoa-oh
I always scare her whoa-oh
I’ll never leave her whoa-oh, whoa-oh, oh oh
Leave me alone, give me my keys
No seriously, don’t stalk me
I tried to touch her whoa-oh
I always scare her whoa-oh
I’ll never leave her whoa-oh, whoa-oh, oh oh
Leave me alone, get out of my tree
No seriously, don’t stalk me.
Watching, as she walks through the park
I go from tree to tree, hiding in the dark
I want to tell her (tell her,) how much I care
See the love behind my thousand yard stare
I-I-I sit there, she agreed to meet
She declared it had to, be discreet
She said sign these (sign these,), papers right here
I say court appeals wont work, ill always be near.
I tried to touch her whoa-oh
I always scare her whoa-oh
I’ll never leave her whoa-oh, whoa-oh, oh oh
Leave me alone, your such a creep
No seriously, don’t stalk me
I tried to touch her whoa-oh
I always scare her whoa-oh
I’ll never leave her whoa-oh, whoa-oh, oh oh
Leave me alone, don’t touch my knee
No seriously, don’t stalk me
Hey girl, trust in me
You know that we are, meant to be
Hey girl, trust in me
You know that we are, meant to be
Hey girl, trust in me
You know that we are, meant to be
I tried to touch her whoa-oh
I always scare her whoa-oh
I’ll never leave her whoa-oh, whoa-oh, oh oh
Leave me alone, give me my keys
No seriously, don’t stalk me
I tried to touch her whoa-oh
I always scare her whoa-oh
I’ll never leave her whoa-oh, whoa-oh, oh oh
Leave me alone, get out of my tree
No seriously, don’t stalk me.
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released 21 April 2010
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